“Upper Decky” Shirt

We aren't slouches, we pop pouches. When in doubt, we "upper decky" it out. For the true pouch pandas, throwing a pouch in the lip is not a habit, but a lifestyle. We do not condone the use of nicotine or any other substances, but we are self-admitted pouch pandas, who love a good upper decky to lock in (of the flavored caffeine variety ;)). Enjoy responsibly, and warning that this shirt may attract fellow pouch pandas looking for a pouch.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!